Alice Adventures In Wonderland Quotes by Lewis Carroll, Henry A. Kissinger, Samuel Beckett, Jim Jarmusch, Yogi Berra, Watts Humphrey and many others.
Will you, won’t you, will you, won’t you, will you join the dance?
Of course it is,’ said the Duchess, who seemed ready to agree to everything that Alice said; вЂthere’s a large mustard-mine near here. And the moral of that isвЂ“ вЂњThe more there is of mine, the less there is of yours.
If you drink much from a bottle marked ‘poison’ it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.
When I used to read fairy-tales, I fancied that kind of thing never happened, and now here I am in the middle of one!
I’ll try if I know all the things I used to know. Let me see: four times five is twelve, and four times six is thirteen, and four times seven is – oh dear! I shall never get to twenty at that rate!
If you do not know where you are going, every road will get you nowhere
Mad Hatter: вЂњWhy is a raven like a writing-desk?вЂќ вЂњHave you guessed the riddle yet?вЂќ the Hatter said, turning to Alice again. вЂњNo, I give it up,вЂќ Alice replied: вЂњWhat’s the answer?вЂќ вЂњI haven’t the slightest idea,вЂќ said the Hatter
Soup of the evening, beautiful Soup!
You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret… All the best people are!
If you don’t know where you are currently standing, you’re dead.
Alice: “How long is forever?” White Rabbit: “Sometimes, just one second.”
There ought to be a book written about me, that there ought!
It takes all the running you can do just to keep in the same place.
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
“In my youth,” said his father, “I look to the law, And argued each case with my wife; And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw Has lasted the rest of my life.”
If everybody minded their own business… the world would go round a deal faster than it does.
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.