Alice In Wonderland Alice Quotes by Lewis Carroll, Jim Jarmusch, Watts Humphrey, Henry A. Kissinger, Samuel Beckett, Yogi Berra and many others.
You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret… All the best people are!
If it had grown up, it would have made a dreadfully ugly child; but it makes rather a handsome pig, I think.
Who in the world am I? Ah, that’s the great puzzle.
Why, you might just as well say that, I see what I eat, is the same as, I eat what I see.
‘But I don’t want to go among mad people,’ said Alice. ‘Oh, you can’t help that,’ said the cat. ‘We’re all mad here.’
It’s hard to get lost if you don’t know where you’re going.
Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?” “That depends a good deal on where you want to get to.” “I don’t much care where вЂ“” “Then it doesn’t matter which way you go.
Mad Hatter: вЂњWhy is a raven like a writing-desk?вЂќ вЂњHave you guessed the riddle yet?вЂќ the Hatter said, turning to Alice again. вЂњNo, I give it up,вЂќ Alice replied: вЂњWhat’s the answer?вЂќ вЂњI haven’t the slightest idea,вЂќ said the Hatter
The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday – but never jam today.
I’ll try if I know all the things I used to know. Let me see: four times five is twelve, and four times six is thirteen, and four times seven is – oh dear! I shall never get to twenty at that rate!
Alice: “How long is forever?” White Rabbit: “Sometimes, just one second.”
Be what you would seem to be – or, if you’d like it put more simply – never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn’t be. And what it wouldn’t be it would. You see?
I think I should understand that better, if I had it written down: but I can’t quite follow it as you say it.
I wonder if I’ve been changed in the night. Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I’m not the same, the next question is ‘Who in the world am I?’ Ah, that’s the great puzzle!
Speak in French when you can’t think of the English for a thing. Turn out your toes as you walk. And remember who you are!