Alice In Wonderland Alice Quotes

Alice In Wonderland Alice Quotes by Lewis Carroll, Jim Jarmusch, Watts Humphrey, Henry A. Kissinger, Samuel Beckett, Yogi Berra and many others.

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret...

You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret… All the best people are!
Lewis Carroll
If it had grown up, it would have made a dreadfully ugly child; but it makes rather a handsome pig, I think.
Lewis Carroll
Who in the world am I? Ah, that’s the great puzzle.
Lewis Carroll
Why, you might just as well say that, I see what I eat, is the same as, I eat what I see.
Lewis Carroll
‘But I don’t want to go among mad people,’ said Alice. ‘Oh, you can’t help that,’ said the cat. ‘We’re all mad here.’
Lewis Carroll
It’s hard to get lost if you don’t know where you’re going.
Jim Jarmusch
Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?” “That depends a good deal on where you want to get to.” “I don’t much care where –” “Then it doesn’t matter which way you go.
Lewis Carroll
Mad Hatter: “Why is a raven like a writing-desk?” “Have you guessed the riddle yet?” the Hatter said, turning to Alice again. “No, I give it up,” Alice replied: “What’s the answer?” “I haven’t the slightest idea,” said the Hatter
Lewis Carroll
The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday – but never jam today.
Lewis Carroll
I’ll try if I know all the things I used to know. Let me see: four times five is twelve, and four times six is thirteen, and four times seven is – oh dear! I shall never get to twenty at that rate!
Lewis Carroll
Alice: “How long is forever?” White Rabbit: “Sometimes, just one second.”
Lewis Carroll
Be what you would seem to be – or, if you’d like it put more simply – never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.
Lewis Carroll
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
Lewis Carroll
If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn’t be. And what it wouldn’t be it would. You see?
Lewis Carroll
I think I should understand that better, if I had it written down: but I can’t quite follow it as you say it.
Lewis Carroll
I wonder if I’ve been changed in the night. Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I’m not the same, the next question is ‘Who in the world am I?’ Ah, that’s the great puzzle!
Lewis Carroll
Speak in French when you can’t think of the English for a thing. Turn out your toes as you walk. And remember who you are!
Lewis Carroll