Alice In Wonderland Book Quotes by Lewis Carroll, Jim Jarmusch, Yogi Berra, Jules de Gaultier, Samuel Beckett, Henry A. Kissinger and many others.

Then you should say what you mean,” the March Hare went on. “I do,” Alice hastily replied; “at least–at least I mean what I say–that’s the same thing, you know.” “Not the same thing a bit!” said the Hatter. “You might just as well say that “I see what I eat” is the same thing as “I eat what I see”!
Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.
It takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!
It’s hard to get lost if you don’t know where you’re going.
In a wonderland they lie, dreaming as the days go by
Rule Forty-two. All persons more than a mile high to leave the court.
‘What is the use of a book’, thought Alice, ‘without pictures or conversations?’
You used to be much more…”muchier.” You’ve lost your muchness.
We haven’t any and you’re too young.
If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday – but never jam today.
If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn’t be. And what it wouldn’t be it would. You see?
Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.
Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
If everybody minded their own business… the world would go round a deal faster than it does.