Alice In Wonderland Mad Quotes

We haven’t any and you’re too young.

Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.

Twinkle, twinkle little bat How I wonder what you’re at! Up above the world you fly, Like a tea-tray in the sky.

If everybody minded their own business… the world would go round a deal faster than it does.

You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret… All the best people are!

Why is a raven like a writing desk? – Mad Hatter I haven’t the slightest idea. – Alice

‘Have some wine,’ the March Hare said in an encouraging tone. Alice looked around the table, but there was nothing on it but tea. ‘I don’t see any wine,’ she remarked. ‘There isn’t any,’ said the March Hare.

Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

Yes, that’s it! Said the Hatter with a sigh, it’s always tea time.

Mad Hatter: Would you like a little more tea? Alice: Well, I haven’t had any yet, so I can’t very well take more. March Hare: Ah, you mean you can’t very well take less. Mad Hatter: Yes. You can always take more than nothing.

You would have to be half-mad to dream me up.

‘But I don’t want to go among mad people,’ said Alice. ‘Oh, you can’t help that,’ said the cat. ‘We’re all mad here.’

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Well! I’ve often seen a cat without a grin,’ thought Alice ‘but a grin without a cat! It’s the most curious thing i ever saw in my life!

The Mad Hatter: “Would you like some wine?” Alice: “Yes…” The Mad Hatter: “We haven’t any and you’re too young.

“Well, I never heard it before,” said the Mock Turtle; “but it sounds uncommon nonsense.”