Alice In Wonderland Tea Quotes by Lewis Carroll, Jim Jarmusch, Samuel Beckett, Henry A. Kissinger, Watts Humphrey, Yogi Berra and many others.

I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then
Twinkle, twinkle little bat How I wonder what you’re at! Up above the world you fly, Like a tea-tray in the sky.
It takes all the running you can do just to keep in the same place.
Who in the world am I? Ah, that’s the great puzzle.
Mad Hatter: Would you like a little more tea? Alice: Well, I haven’t had any yet, so I can’t very well take more. March Hare: Ah, you mean you can’t very well take less. Mad Hatter: Yes. You can always take more than nothing.
Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.
Who ARE You?” This was not an encouraging opening for a conversation. Alice replied, rather shyly, I–I hardly know, sir, just at present– at least I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.
If you don’t know where you’re going any road will do
It’s hard to get lost if you don’t know where you’re going.
Yes, that’s it! Said the Hatter with a sigh, it’s always tea time.
I think I should understand that better, if I had it written down: but I can’t quite follow it as you say it.
Well! I’ve often seen a cat without a grin,’ thought Alice ‘but a grin without a cat! It’s the most curious thing i ever saw in my life!
We haven’t any and you’re too young.
If you don’t know where you are currently standing, you’re dead.
I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.
Everything’s got a moral, if only you can find it.
Alice: This is impossible. The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is.