Calvin And Hobbes Friendship Quotes by Bill Watterson and many others.
I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
As far as I’m concerned, if something is so complicated that you can’t explain it in 10 seconds, then it’s probably not worth knowing anyway.
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don’t get asked to do it again.
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!
We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?