Calvin And Hobbes Friendship Quotes

Calvin And Hobbes Friendship Quotes by Bill Watterson and many others.

I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.

I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
Bill Watterson
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
Bill Watterson
Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
Bill Watterson
I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
Bill Watterson
I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
Bill Watterson
As far as I’m concerned, if something is so complicated that you can’t explain it in 10 seconds, then it’s probably not worth knowing anyway.
Bill Watterson
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Bill Watterson
If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don’t get asked to do it again.
Bill Watterson
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!
Bill Watterson
We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
Bill Watterson
Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
Bill Watterson
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
Bill Watterson
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
Bill Watterson
Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
Bill Watterson
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Bill Watterson
That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
Bill Watterson
What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
Bill Watterson