Corn On The Cob Quotes

Corn On The Cob Quotes by Torquato Tasso, Tori Amos, Mitch Hedberg, Lewis Black, Anne Bronte, Andre Benjamin and many others.

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The day of fortune is like a harvest day,
We must be busy when the corn is ripe.
Torquato Tasso
My father was a preacher in Maryland and we had crab feasts – with corn on the cob, but no beer, being Methodist – outside on the church lawn.
Tori Amos
You know they call corn-on-the-cob, “corn-on-the-cob”, but that’s how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn, corn-off-the-cob. It’s not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it “Mitch”, but then re-attached it, and call it “Mitch-all-together”.
Mitch Hedberg
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
Lewis Black
A light wind swept over the corn, and all nature laughed in the sunshine.
Anne Bronte
You download it for free, we get charged back for it.
I know you’re saying, “They won’t know, they won’t miss it,
Besides, I ain’t a thief, they won’t pay me a visit.”
So, if I come to your job, take your corn on the cob,
And take a couple kernels off it, that would be alright with you?
Andre Benjamin