Corn On The Cob Quotes by Torquato Tasso, Tori Amos, Mitch Hedberg, Lewis Black, Anne Bronte, Andre Benjamin and many others.
The day of fortune is like a harvest day,
We must be busy when the corn is ripe.
We must be busy when the corn is ripe.
My father was a preacher in Maryland and we had crab feasts – with corn on the cob, but no beer, being Methodist – outside on the church lawn.
You know they call corn-on-the-cob, “corn-on-the-cob”, but that’s how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn, corn-off-the-cob. It’s not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it “Mitch”, but then re-attached it, and call it “Mitch-all-together”.
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
A light wind swept over the corn, and all nature laughed in the sunshine.
You download it for free, we get charged back for it.
I know you’re saying, “They won’t know, they won’t miss it,
Besides, I ain’t a thief, they won’t pay me a visit.”
So, if I come to your job, take your corn on the cob,
And take a couple kernels off it, that would be alright with you?
I know you’re saying, “They won’t know, they won’t miss it,
Besides, I ain’t a thief, they won’t pay me a visit.”
So, if I come to your job, take your corn on the cob,
And take a couple kernels off it, that would be alright with you?
