Cute Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Cute Funny Valentines Day Quotes by Erich Segal, Joan Rivers, Dorothy Parker, Ann Landers, Helen Keller, Jonathan Swift and many others.

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing li

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Erich Segal
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
Joan Rivers
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Dorothy Parker
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
Ann Landers
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched – they must be felt with the heart.
Helen Keller
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
Jonathan Swift
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Henry A. Kissinger
When love is not madness, it is not love.
Pedro Calderon de la Barca
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Pearl Bailey
Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone – we find it with another.
Thomas Merton
Each moment of a happy lover’s hour is worth an age of dull and common life.
Aphra Behn
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky
If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.
Maya Angelou
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein
Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!
Thomas Hood