Dont Drink And Drive Quotes

Don’t Drink And Drive Quotes by W. C. Fields, Clement Freud, Robert Benchley, Tracey Gold, George Carlin, Nancy Astor and many others.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the de

A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
W. C. Fields
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer.
Clement Freud
Why don’t you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
Robert Benchley
I’m the most cynical person, and I know what that sounds like when you say, I don’t drink and drive, and I don’t. But I know people look at that with skepticism, and I understand.
Tracey Gold
The radio ad “Hi, I’m Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don’t drink and drive. I don’t”. Well, I hope you don’t drive sober either Mr. Healey. You’re blind for God’s sake!
George Carlin
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
Nancy Astor
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
Woody Allen
If you drink don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
Dean Martin
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
Jack Lemmon
Hi, I’m Jeff Healy of the Jeff Healy band. Don’t drink and drive. I don’t… you’re blind!
Jeff Healey