Dorothy Parker Quotes

Dorothy Parker Quotes.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Dorothy Parker
Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
Dorothy Parker
If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
Dorothy Parker
If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
Dorothy Parker
Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
Dorothy Parker
Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
Dorothy Parker
Q: What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? A: You can’t hear an enzyme.
Dorothy Parker
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
Dorothy Parker
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
Dorothy Parker
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Dorothy Parker
If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second-greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first-greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.
Dorothy Parker
Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
Dorothy Parker
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Dorothy Parker
Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
Dorothy Parker
I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
Dorothy Parker
You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
Dorothy Parker