Funny 40 Year Old Birthday Quotes

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.

At twenty years of age the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment.

Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

At fifteen, my mind was bent on learning.
At thirty, I stood firm.
At forty, I had no doubts.
At fifty, I knew the decrees of Heaven.
At sixty, my ear was receptive to truth.
At seventy, I could follow my heart’s desires without sin.

You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.

Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which mean never losing your enthusiasm.

Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.

You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’

The first forty years of life give us the text; the next thirty supply the commentary on it.

This wine is forty years old. It certainly doesn’t show its age.

To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old.

To think, when one is no longer young, when one is not yet old, that one is no longer young, that one is not yet old, that is perhaps something.

You’ve heard of the three ages of man – youth, age, and you are looking wonderful.