Funny 40 Year Old Birthday Quotes

Funny 40 Year Old Birthday Quotes by Arthur Schopenhauer, Lucy Larcom, Benjamin Franklin, Maurice Chevalier, Bob Hope, Confucius and many others.

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Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Arthur Schopenhauer
Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.
Lucy Larcom
At twenty years of age the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment.
Benjamin Franklin
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
Maurice Chevalier
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Bob Hope
At fifteen, my mind was bent on learning.
At thirty, I stood firm.
At forty, I had no doubts.
At fifty, I knew the decrees of Heaven.
At sixty, my ear was receptive to truth.
At seventy, I could follow my heart’s desires without sin.
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope
Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.
Victor Hugo
Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.
George William Curtis
The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which mean never losing your enthusiasm.
Aldous Huxley
Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.
Oscar Wilde
You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’
Jerry Seinfeld
The first forty years of life give us the text; the next thirty supply the commentary on it.
Arthur Schopenhauer
This wine is forty years old. It certainly doesn’t show its age.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.
To think, when one is no longer young, when one is not yet old, that one is no longer young, that one is not yet old, that is perhaps something.
Samuel Beckett
You’ve heard of the three ages of man – youth, age, and you are looking wonderful.
Francis Spellman