Funny April Fools Day Quotes

Funny April Fools Day Quotes by Edgar Allan Poe, H. L. Mencken, Cynthia Heimel, John Ruskin, Clifton Fadiman, Max Eastman and many others.

I have great faith in fools,— self-confidence my friend

I have great faith in fools,— self-confidence my friends will call it.
Edgar Allan Poe
A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.
H. L. Mencken
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.
Cynthia Heimel
Art is not a study of positive reality, it is the seeking for ideal truth.
John Ruskin
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.
Clifton Fadiman
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
Max Eastman
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.
George Orwell
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
Mark Twain
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
Douglas Adams
Art is man’s expression of his joy in labor.
Henry A. Kissinger
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
Winston Churchill
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I’ll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost
If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must first break your mirror
Francois Rabelais
Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.
Gene Brown
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
Mark Twain
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.
Virginia Foxx
Suppose the world were only one of God’s jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
George Bernard Shaw