Funny Famous Last Words Quotes

Funny Famous Last Words Quotes by Mother Teresa, John Quincy Adams, Cardinal Richelieu, Morgan Earp, Pietro Perugino, Dylan Thomas and many others.

Jesus, I love you. Jesus, I love you.

Jesus, I love you. Jesus, I love you.
Mother Teresa
This is the last of earth! I am content.
John Quincy Adams
Did you think I was immortal?
Cardinal Richelieu
I think you’re right, Wyatt. I can’t see a God damn thing.
Morgan Earp
I am curious to see what happens in the next world to one who dies unshriven.
Pietro Perugino
I’ve just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that’s the record.
Dylan Thomas
Dammit, don’t you dare ask God to help me!
Joan Crawford
Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case.
William Saroyan
My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of us has got to go.
Oscar Wilde
I have something to say: it’s better to burn out, than to fade away.
Clancy Brown
I’ve had a hell of a lot of fun and I’ve enjoyed every minute of it.
Errol Flynn
Turn up the lights. I don’t want to go home in the dark.
O. Henry
They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist…
John Sedgwick
She did it the hard way.
Bette Davis
A miserable, self-destructive, death rocker…better to burn out than to fade away.
Kurt Cobain
I am about to – or I am going to – die; either expression is correct.
Dominique Bouhours
I’m tired of being the funniest person in the room.
Del Close