Funny Famous Last Words Quotes by Mother Teresa, John Quincy Adams, Cardinal Richelieu, Morgan Earp, Pietro Perugino, Dylan Thomas and many others.
Jesus, I love you. Jesus, I love you.
This is the last of earth! I am content.
Did you think I was immortal?
I think you’re right, Wyatt. I can’t see a God damn thing.
I am curious to see what happens in the next world to one who dies unshriven.
I’ve just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that’s the record.
Dammit, don’t you dare ask God to help me!
Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case.
My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of us has got to go.
I have something to say: it’s better to burn out, than to fade away.
I’ve had a hell of a lot of fun and I’ve enjoyed every minute of it.
Turn up the lights. I don’t want to go home in the dark.
They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist…
She did it the hard way.
A miserable, self-destructive, death rocker…better to burn out than to fade away.
I am about to – or I am going to – die; either expression is correct.
I’m tired of being the funniest person in the room.