Funny Happy Fathers Day Quotes

Funny Happy Fathers Day Quotes by Barbara Kingsolver, Pope John XXIII, Confucius, Estelle Getty, Harmon Killebrew, Steve Martin and many others.

It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would

It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn’t.
Barbara Kingsolver
It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father.
Pope John XXIII
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
You can do anything you want to do.
Estelle Getty
My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, ‘You’re tearing up the grass’; ‘We’re not raising grass,’ Dad would reply. ‘We’re raising boys.’
Harmon Killebrew
A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
Steve Martin
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
Robert Orben
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
Rodney Dangerfield
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
Mark Twain
There should be a children’s song: ‘If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep’.
Jim Gaffigan
When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.
William Shakespeare
Choose a career you love and you will never have to go to work.
Denis Waitley
A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
It is not flesh and blood, but heart which makes us fathers and sons.
Friedrich Schiller
Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father.
Lydia M. Child
Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes.
Gloria Naylor
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.
Phyllis Diller