Funny Happy Fathers Day Quotes

It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn’t.

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father.

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

You can do anything you want to do.

My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, ‘You’re tearing up the grass’; ‘We’re not raising grass,’ Dad would reply. ‘We’re raising boys.’

A father carries pictures where his money used to be.

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

There should be a children’s song: ‘If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep’.

When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.

Choose a career you love and you will never have to go to work.

A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.

It is not flesh and blood, but heart which makes us fathers and sons.

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father.

Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes.

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.