Funny Happy New Year Quotes

New Year’s eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights.

Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer.

Let our New Year’s resolution be this: we will be there for one another as fellow members of humanity, in the finest sense of the word.

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: ‘To rise above little things’.

Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.

A year from now, you’re gonna weigh more or less than what you do right now.

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it’s twice as onerous a duty.

Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let’s just wish each other a bileless New Year and leave it at that.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.

I have the opportunity, once more to right some wrongs, to pray for peace, to plant some trees, and sing more joyful songs.

Hope Smiles from the threshold of the year to come, Whispering ‘it will be happier’.

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since.

This bright new year is given me

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time.

A happy New Year! Grant that I May bring no tear to any eye When this New Year in time shall end Let it be said I’ve played the friend, Have lived and loved and labored here, And made of it a happy year.