Funny New Years Eve Quotes by Hartley Coleridge, Oscar Wilde, Aleister Crowley, Hamilton Wright Mabie, Charles Lamb, Judith Crist and many others.
The merry year is born Like the bright berry from the naked thorn.
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early!
New Year’s eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights.
No one ever regarded the first of January with indifference.
Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let’s just wish each other a bileless New Year and leave it at that.
I think in terms of the day’s resolutions, not the years’.
New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since.
We spend January 1st walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives…not looking for flaws, but for potential.
Every man should be born again on the first day of January. Start with a fresh page
New Year’s Day is every man’s birthday.
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you’ve met your New Year’s resolution.
Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.
The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.
From New Year’s on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining.
Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.