Funny New Years Resolution Quotes

Dieting on New Year’s Day isn’t a good idea as you can’t eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary, moment by moment, in order to ease your hangover. I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions began generally on January the second.

May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early!

The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.

From New Year’s on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining.

Ring out the false, ring in the true.

Let each new year find you a better person.

Year’s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

Every new year is the direct descendant, isn’t it, of a long line of proven criminals?

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.

We spend January 1st walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives…not looking for flaws, but for potential.

Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.

For last year’s words belong to last year’s language And next year’s words await another voice.

the object of a new year is not that we should have a new year, but rather that we should have a new soul.

I think in terms of the day’s resolutions, not the years’.

New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.