Funny Old Age Birthday Quotes

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.

Age is something that doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living.

They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.

Today you are you! That is truer than true!

The first forty years of life give us the text; the next thirty supply the commentary on it.

Act your age, not your shoe size.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m six I’ll be ninety.

Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.