Funny Old Age Birthday Quotes

Funny Old Age Birthday Quotes by George Bernard Shaw, Luis Bunuel, Herman Melville, Malcolm Cowley, Theodore Roosevelt, Dr. Seuss and many others.

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
George Bernard Shaw
Age is something that doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese
Luis Bunuel
To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living.
Herman Melville
They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much.
Malcolm Cowley
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.
Theodore Roosevelt
Today you are you! That is truer than true!
Dr. Seuss
The first forty years of life give us the text; the next thirty supply the commentary on it.
Arthur Schopenhauer
Act your age, not your shoe size.
Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.
Dave Barry
Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.
Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
Tom Wilson
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
Maurice Chevalier
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Jack Benny
Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow.
Margaret Fuller
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m six I’ll be ninety.
Steven Wright
Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.
Helen Hayes