Funny Single Valentines Day Quotes by Erich Segal, Sarah Jessica Parker, Michael Douglas, L. Frank Baum, Dorothy Parker, Groucho Marx and many others.
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you’re pretty sexy and you’re taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.
Being single is pretty good. It’s a nice sense of irresponsibility.
Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.
You cannot be with someone just because you don’t want to hurt him. You have your own happiness to think about.
If love means never having to say you’re sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice.
For the taxable investor, indexing means never having to say you’re sorry.
If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.
Happy Valentine’s Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you’re probably alone. Valentine’s Day is often times a, well, it’s a manufactured day that really doesn’t mean anything.
No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill that comes along!
Being an American means never having to say you’re sorry.
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
