Happy Valentines Day Funny Quotes

Happy Valentines Day Funny Quotes by Rumi, Voltaire, Dorothy Parker, Helen Keller, Sarah Bernhardt, Emma Goldman and many others.

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hu

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet.
Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Dorothy Parker
Things must be felt with the heart.
Helen Keller
Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.
Sarah Bernhardt
I’d rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.
Emma Goldman
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
Eva Gabor
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to.
Rita Rudner
What a lover’s heart knows let no man’s brain dispute.
Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!
Thomas Hood
Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without.
Raphael Montanez Ortiz
Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.
Lewis Grizzard
Today is February 14th – St. Valentine’s day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day.
Jay Leno
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Pearl Bailey
Grow old with me! The best is yet to be.
Robert Browning
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.