Have A Nice Day Quotes by Neil deGrasse Tyson, Marty Robbins, Roxanne Shante, George Carlin, Swami Veda Bharati, Stefan Kanfer and many others.

What are the lessons to be learned from this journey of the mind through the universe? That humans are emotionally fragile, perennially gullible, hopelessly ignorant masters of an insignificantly small speck in the cosmos. Have a nice day.
Every day is a good day to be alive, whether the sun’s shining or not.
You best go about your way and have a nice day
People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
Do you wake up in the morning and first thing, centre yourself by looking at your palms together? Thereby have a nice day.
…telephone operators now routinely use ’80s-babble, chirping, “Have a nice day,” the moral equivalent of the smile button.
Just saying no prevents teenage pregnancy the way ‘Have a nice day’ cures chronic depression.
When the World Gets in my Face I say, Have a Nice Day.
One attraction of Latin is that you can immerse yourself in the poems of Horace and Catullus without fretting over how to say, “Have a nice day.”
It’s rewarding to know that a song is doing more than just helping someone to have a nice day: it’s actually leaving a deposit in their lives.
Anybody who notices unpleasant facts in the have-a-nice-day world we live in is going to be designated a curmudgeon.