I Need A Change Quotes by Christopher Durang, Rita Rudner, Joss Whedon, Andy Warhol, Mitch Hedberg, J. R. R. Tolkien and many others.

I need a life. I need a friend. I need a change. But nothing ever changes.
I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.
I think to an extent every human being needs to be redeemed somewhat or at least needs to look at themselves and say, ‘I’ve made mistakes, I’m off course, I need to change.’ Which is probably the hardest thing for a human being to do, and maybe that’s why it interests me so.
They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.
I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning. Mitch do you like submarine sandwiches? All-encompassingly.
I am old, Gandalf. I don’t look it, but I am beginning to feel it in my heart of hearts. Well-preserved indeed! Why, I feel all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean: like butter that has been scraped over too much bread. That can’t be right. I need a change, or something.
When you get the role, it’s ’cause you know exactly how to play it, and they know that the way you’re playing it is exactly what they want. I never go with a role and say that I need to change anything about it. Otherwise, I wouldn’t take it.
For the past 33 years, I have looked in the mirror every morning and asked myself: ‘If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?’ And whenever the answer has been ‘No’ for too many days in a row, I know I need to change something.
If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude.