Life Gives You Lemons Quotes

When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove ’em where the sun don’t shine, because you sure as hell aren’t ever going to see any lemonade.

When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible.

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who’s life gives them vodka, and have a party.

If life gives you lemons, drink the juice in order to mask the presence of performing-enhancing drugs.

A New Orleans credo: When life gives you lemons–make daiquiris.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

When life gives you lemons….they could really be oranges.

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.

When life gives you lemons don’t make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

I was of the “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then wonder why life didn’t give you freaking sugar so you could drink the stuff” school of thought.

It’s not what happens to you, but how you handle it. If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the lemons are rotten, take out the seeds and plant them in order to grow new lemons.

If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it.

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail.

When life gives you lemons… choke on them and die… you stupid lemon eater.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and sell it to all of those who get thirsty from complaining.

When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in.

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.