Looking For A Girl Quotes by Christopher Columbus, David Brenner, Groucho Marx, Madalyn Murray O’Hair, Alice Cooper and many others.

A hundred castellanoes are as easily obtained for a woman as for a farm, and it is very general and there are plenty of dealers who go about looking for girls; those from nine to ten (years old) are now in demand.
When I go to a bar, I don’t go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.
I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
Male say they’re looking for a girl just like the girl who married dear old dad, but what they really want, and usually get, is an empty-headed little chick who’s very young and very physical -and very submissive.
I ain’t got a job cause I ain’t got a car, so I’m looking for a girl with a job and a car.