Mae West Quotes

Mae West Quotes.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay ’em right and you can walk all over them for years.
Mae West
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
Mae West
I’m a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
Mae West
A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up.
Mae West
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
Mae West
It’s hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
Mae West
I like a man who’s good, but not too good – for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
Mae West
Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else.
Mae West
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
Mae West
To err is human, but it feels divine.
Mae West
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I’m tired.
Mae West
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
Mae West
It isn’t what I do, but how I do it. It isn’t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
Mae West
I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.
Mae West
I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.
Mae West
The best way to behave is to misbehave.
Mae West
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can’t figure out what from.
Mae West