Marriage Advice For Newlyweds Quotes

Marriage Advice For Newlyweds Quotes by Erma Bombeck, Lord Byron, Madeleine de Scudery, James Dobson, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Mark Twain and many others.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looki

Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
Erma Bombeck
All tragedies are finished by a death, All comedies are ended by a marriage.
Lord Byron
Men should keep their eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
Madeleine de Scudery
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and halfway closed there after.
James Dobson
What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow.
Nathaniel Hawthorne
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
Mark Twain
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
Groucho Marx
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up.
Ogden Nash
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Mignon McLaughlin
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t they’d be married too.
H. L. Mencken
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.
Georg C. Lichtenberg
Don’t marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can’t live without.
James Dobson
The more time you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes.
Amy Grant
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds – they mature slowly.
Peter De Vries
Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success.
Henry Ford