Marriage Advice For Newlyweds Quotes by Erma Bombeck, Lord Byron, Madeleine de Scudery, James Dobson, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Mark Twain and many others.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
All tragedies are finished by a death, All comedies are ended by a marriage.
Men should keep their eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and halfway closed there after.
What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow.
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t they’d be married too.
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.
Don’t marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can’t live without.
The more time you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes.
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds – they mature slowly.
Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success.
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