Really Funny Best Friend Quotes

Really Funny Best Friend Quotes by Laurence J. Peter, C. S. Lewis, Henry David Thoreau, Albert Camus, Bernard Meltzer, Oprah Winfrey and many others.

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You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
Laurence J. Peter
You Too? I thought I was the only one.
C. S. Lewis
The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.
Henry David Thoreau
Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
Albert Camus
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Bernard Meltzer
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Oprah Winfrey
Anyone can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.
Oscar Wilde
Best friends listen to what you don’t say.
Samantha Norman
I have lost friends, some by death…others by sheer inability to cross the street.
Virginia Woolf
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo.
Oprah Winfrey
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Walter Winchell
A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.
Donna Roberts
If you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven’t learned anything.
Muhammad Ali
Never explain – your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
Elbert Hubbard
Oooh I get by with a little help from my friends.
Joe Cocker
A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world.
Leo Buscaglia
Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
Bill Watterson