Really Funny Best Friend Quotes by Laurence J. Peter, C. S. Lewis, Henry David Thoreau, Albert Camus, Bernard Meltzer, Oprah Winfrey and many others.
You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
You Too? I thought I was the only one.
The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.
Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Anyone can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.
Best friends listen to what you don’t say.
I have lost friends, some by death…others by sheer inability to cross the street.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo.
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.
If you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven’t learned anything.
Never explain – your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
Oooh I get by with a little help from my friends.
A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world.
Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.