Still Life With Woodpecker Quotes by Charles M. Schulz, Tom Robbins, Madonna Ciccone, Dave Barry, RuPaul, Mahatma Gandhi and many others.

Humor is proof that everything is going to be all right with God nevertheless.
O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate
Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won’t adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is sign on as its accomplice.
Unhappiness is the ultimate form of self-indulgence.
There are essential and inessential insanities… Inessential insanities get one in trouble with oneself. Essential insanities get one in trouble with others. It’s always preferable to be in trouble with others. In fact, it may be essential.
There are essential and inessential insanities. The later are solar in character, the former are linked to the moon.
If you want to change the world, change yourself.
There are two kinds of people in this world, and I am one of them.
What we have here is an unexpected touchdown on the runway of the heart.
In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn’t creak.
Actually, it does start with you – if you want to change the world, change yourself.
Alone, the world offers itself freely to us. To be unmasked, it has no choice.
If you want to change the world, be that change.
Who knows how to make love stay? Tell love you are going to the Junior’s Deli on Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn to pick up a cheesecake, and if love stays, it can have half.
Outlaws are can openers in the supermarket of life.
Those who shun the whimsy of things will experience rigor mortis before death.
Intimacy is the principal source of the sugars which this life is sweetened!