Two And A Half Men Quotes by Jon Lovitz, Sara Gruen, Angus T. Jones, Charlaine Harris, Lizzy Caplan, Chelsea Handler and many others.
How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.
Do you have any idea how much an elephant drinks?
Without qualification, I am grateful to and have the highest regard and respect for all of the wonderful people on ‘Two and Half Men’ with whom I have worked and over the past ten years who have become an extension of my family.
It’s called Two and a Half Men,вЂќ Dermot was telling his guest. вЂњI understand,вЂќ Bellenos said. вЂњBecause the two brothers are grown, and the son isn’t.вЂќ вЂњI think so,вЂќ Dermot said. вЂњDon’t you think the son is useless?вЂќ вЂњThe half? Yes. At home, we’d eat him,вЂќ Bellenos said.
I think if a girl who liked ‘Party Down’ found out that her boyfriend liked ‘Two and a Half Men,’ she would break up with him.
Britney Spears’ album Blackout is one of the hottest-selling CDs in the country. We’re in a bad place, people: The world is melting, we’re at war, and Two and a Half Men is a huge hit.
If you watch Two and a Half Men, please stop watching Two and a Half Men. I’m on Two and a Half Men and I don’t want to be on it. Please stop watching it. Please stop filling your head with filth.
Charlie Sheen called his boss on ‘Two and a Half Men’В a ‘Jew ki**’ and expected to go back to work. That’s crazy. If you could do that and keep your job, then everybody would do it.
It doesn’t matter if you win or lose, until you lose.