You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy and many others.
If your neighbors think you’re a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.
You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.
You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.
You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.
You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.
If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.
You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.
You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.
